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Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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And this blue orb appears and you are back and you look to Mirabar and you see plumes of smoke coming up from the city.

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Thea sits down on the ground and pulls out a joint.

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Yeah, guys, this is a lot. What the hell is going on?

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I look at Flynn's face and I throw him a joint.

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This is much needed.

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Out of Flynn's mouth, Bort begins to scream.

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He said I wanted to come back. I did not want to come here with you.

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But if the choice was that or die, isn't this a better choice?

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Bort is gone and Flint is back.

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Flint, where did you go? What did that feel like? What's going on, buddy? Tell me.

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It does not feel good when that happens, I will tell you that much.

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And as you look to the east over the top of another large hill,

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you see the remaining soldiers of the Axe of Mirabar marching towards Mirabar.

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Guys, they haven't made it there yet.

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Crimsbane probably isn't controlling them yet.

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As you fly more towards the army, they see you and they yell up to you.

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If you don't want to be shot from the sky, you should probably come down now.

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What's your name, sir?

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I am Commander Hammerstryker and I am the commander of the Axe of Mirabar.

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Hammerstryker? Yeah.

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Where do you think Crimsbane is?

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The most fortified location in the city is likely where you were when you were in the break.

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Thea, you are searching rooms and you hear a startled yell.

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And as you become visible to Osric, he swings down at you with his axe.

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Where have you guys been?

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Around.

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Hey guys, he's in here.

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How long have we been gone?

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Uh, you guys have been gone for three weeks.

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What?

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What?

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That was unexpected.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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All of you hear a static charge and you hear what you think is Salazar.

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Tibby, where are you?

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We just got your signal back.

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Ah, you stupid man.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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This is a fifth edition D&D actual play podcast.

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I'm your Dungeon Master, Russ More, and with me today is Amy More, who plays Thea Amastasia.

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Hey there.

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And Carla Johnson playing New Laura Moonbrook.

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Hello.

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And Flint Firebeard, who was played by Tom Laird.

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Yes.

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Sorry to interrupt.

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I like I like the switch because now that means I have a friend in real life who's a dwarf.

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And that sounds amazing.

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Hooray!

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Everybody wins.

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How are you guys?

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Good.

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Doing well.

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Eloquent as always.

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Excellent.

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This is good.

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Good banter we've got going on here.

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We wasted it all before we started.

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We're really vibing on the banter right now.

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It's pretty.

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I always feel like Russ's innocent questions are like a trap for us if we say the wrong thing.

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How are you guys doing?

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Good.

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Roll a D20.

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Yeah, see?

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And then maybe we're not so good.

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There's something about not even I was going to say the format, but it's not because we were just chatting before we started recording,

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but something about like the second we say we're playing that we absolutely forget how human communication works.

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Like we cannot talk to NPCs.

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We can't even talk to each other, our actual friends in real life.

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It's a weird thing.

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The story checks out completely.

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Sounds about right.

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It's an interesting barrier you guys have put up there.

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I mean, there's a real fourth wall thing going on.

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But yeah, as long as you commit to the awkward, awkward interaction, it's good.

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Yeah, my life has just been a series of awkward interactions.

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This is just a recorded, awkward interaction.

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Well, good.

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Let's if all the awkward banter is done for now, we can we can jump right on in.

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So we left off last time and you had figured out, Nularaaa, that you appear to have a communicator that was left in your your arrow quiver.

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And it appears to be Salazar speaking on the other end.

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We're going to take a quick step back from there.

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We're rewinding just a little bit.

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So, Flint, you guys have just found Osric and everybody's talking amongst themselves.

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But you yourself have been kind of quiet and concentrating, trying to fight Bort for control of your body since you returned from Enan.

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But in this moment, your mind is quiet and you find yourself being able to relax for the first time since entering, really, the library of the dead.

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You seem to ignore the conversations around you.

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You hear them, but you're not really paying attention to them.

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You're reveling in the silence now upon you when you hear Bort in your mind very quietly say,

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So I think we might have got off on the wrong foot.

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Well, we were kind of thrust together without anyone's consent.

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Yeah, yeah, that happened.

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And I feel like I've been treating you a little little poorly.

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I mean, I've been screaming like a child in here.

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I've noticed.

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Yeah, and I had a moment of contemplation when I thought maybe maybe we could help each other.

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I like the sound of this.

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I recognize that I was angry and I've never been known to take things calmly before.

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I mean, Ralph, Ralph had been working with me on that up until I had my head chopped off, obviously.

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And I want to I want to help not hinder anymore and hopefully find a way to separate us

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and get me another body.

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I mean, I know you guys said you would help with that.

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I just feel like I wasn't really receptive to that.

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So instead, I just tried to, you know, annoy you until I took over your body.

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I'm sorry.

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It was what you thought was right.

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It's OK.

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We do know some fancy magic types in a different town.

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We just haven't had a chance to go there yet.

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So when we do, hopefully they'll have some sort of solution to our problem.

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That sounds good.

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That sounds good.

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So what I'm going to do is, you know, just kind of hang out in here and, you know,

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offer my two cents if I if I if I have it, if you think that's cool.

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Definitely.

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That's good.

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And you know what?

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I think that I'm able to channel and just as he's saying this,

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you hear the communicator catch in and it kind of cuts him off mid-sentence.

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Right before the communicator going to Thea now.

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I'm sorry.

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Is this was this Flint like mumbling to himself

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or is he having a conversation in his head?

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He's having a conversation in his mind.

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OK.

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So you guys see him be like, oh, yeah, he's he's kind of just,

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you know, stoically standing there kind of deep, deep in thought or zoned

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as you guys appear him.

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Thea, you got the Book of the Druids and you read through it.

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And it made you think differently about how being a druid should work.

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You've been thinking about this book since you got back.

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And this has kind of been going through your mind

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throughout the last last couple days, couple days for you.

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And to this point, you've kind of used your druid ship

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as more of a way to benefit yourself and make yourself money

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in terms of selling your your wares, your weed products to to certain people.

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And you've been a little bit almost hesitant to truly commit

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to true druid ship to this point.

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You've used your learned skills to help your business grow, so to speak.

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But that seems to be mostly all it's been to you.

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More of an enhancement of your nature.

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Maybe your family growing up kind of held you back

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or maybe on your path to understand your nature.

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You were lost on your desire to make profits of your skills.

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Maybe a little bit.

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Whatever the reason, after having read the Book of the Druids,

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which you acquired from the Library of the Dead on Eden,

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something inside of you suddenly clicks in this kind of same moment

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as Flint is having this internal conversation.

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And you get it.

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All of your skills and connections to nature itself become clear to you.

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Your connection to your skills seems more focused now.

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And your spells seem like second nature now.

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And you feel inside of you, your wild shape churning and begging for freedom.

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Every animal you have ever seen begins flooding to your mind all at once.

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You see bears and eagles and tigers all trying to help you enhance your abilities.

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You look down at your equipment and you suddenly feel a distaste,

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a severe distaste for the metal things you have.

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You drop your spear, you drop your daggers,

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and you look down at your new armor and where...

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New armor!

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Where before you overlooked its metal build,

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it doesn't repulse you quite the same as your spear and your other weapons did.

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You analyze it a little more closely.

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And you feel a magical aura coming off of it.

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You can't quite tell what the enchantment or the aura is,

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but you feel like it's not truly metal.

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It just appears metal.

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So it, to you, you don't feel the need to get rid of it.

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Oh good, I just got it.

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It's a lot of hassle to get that armor.

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It was.

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I know.

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So to everybody else watching you, Thea, they just see you drop your metal weaponry.

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Druids kind of maintain their use of scimitars,

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but your daggers you drop, your spear you drop.

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And then both you, Thea, and Nulara,

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in this moment, just before the communicator clicks in,

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you pause and you feel waves of energy from the world course through all at once.

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And what moments ago felt calm is now suddenly darker

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and seems like an energy is tainted or evil.

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And these people you are fighting, the Cult of the Dragon,

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you sense that they have just moved a step closer to their goal.

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You can't sense exactly how close they are

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or what they have just done, but something in the very essence of nature itself,

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something evil is coming and is closer.

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And then the communicator kicks in.

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Tibby, Tibby!

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Oh, where are you?

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Nulara, you search through your quiver and you find

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a small kind of cogwork communicator

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that appears kind of the same build and make as what Tibby is made of.

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And the sound is coming out of that.

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Do you want to roll, just roll a d20 for me?

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Uh, that is a three.

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Nice!

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So I throw it in the river.

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What is this?

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This is evil.

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Did you tie it up first?

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Yes, important question.

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Thank you, Flint.

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Use your intelligence modifier there.

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Well, that's a one, so that's a four.

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So it really made a difference.

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So you look at this device and you don't have an idea of how to potentially make it work.

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Guys, I can't figure out how this works.

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Can one of you?

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Do one of you?

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I don't know.

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I miss Tibby.

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How do we work this?

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Meanwhile, the communicator says,

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Tibby, where the hell have you been?

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Answer me!

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Is that?

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Is that Salazar?

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It sounds like Salazar and I'm holding this thing and like just fumbling it in my hands.

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Like I don't know how to...

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Salazar!

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Just holding it, yelling at it.

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I don't know how it works.

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I rolled an 11.

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Thea, you come over and you look at it and there is a button on the side.

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Does it say on?

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No, there just appears to be a button or a switch that...

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Like a walkie talkie.

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You are able to depress and it, the static that's coming through, it stops.

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Hey, try this.

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Hello?

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I let the button go.

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From the device, he says,

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Is that?

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Is that Thea?

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I press the button again.

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Who's asking?

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This is really quite a good conversation, obviously.

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This is Salazar.

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Where's Tibby and where have you guys been?

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Uh, you know, that's like a super long story.

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Guys?

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We like transported to some different place and now Flint has another dude in his head

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and everything is totally crazy.

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Also, we were gone for three weeks and now Tibby's gone too

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and an evil army is taking over a town.

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So where are you at?

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Oh, ask him what he's wearing.

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00:13:47,039 --> 00:13:47,600
Says...

252
00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:48,720
She ignores me.

253
00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:49,519
No, I'm not asking that.

254
00:13:49,519 --> 00:13:50,799
Well, you're the one holding it.

255
00:13:50,799 --> 00:13:52,559
I assumed you just said that while you were still holding it.

256
00:13:52,559 --> 00:13:55,120
Oh, I thought you were holding it and I was just pressing the button.

257
00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:55,679
No, I don't know.

258
00:13:55,679 --> 00:13:56,799
That was my understanding.

259
00:13:56,799 --> 00:13:57,840
I was just jumping in.

260
00:13:57,840 --> 00:13:59,200
I like that better.

261
00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:03,039
You are holding it and Thea just pushing, just pushing the button.

262
00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:04,720
That's what I imagined.

263
00:14:07,519 --> 00:14:08,000
He says,

264
00:14:08,399 --> 00:14:09,519
What do you mean Tibby's gone?

265
00:14:10,399 --> 00:14:11,600
I'm back at the guild.

266
00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:12,879
Three...

267
00:14:12,879 --> 00:14:14,800
Yeah, I guess that timeline lines up.

268
00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:18,399
You guys have been kind of disappeared for a little more than three weeks

269
00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:20,960
as we lost you before we sent Tibby to try and find you.

270
00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:25,600
Okay, army taking over.

271
00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:29,200
You guys just kind of make danger up as you go, don't you?

272
00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:30,639
It just kind of follows you around.

273
00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:33,360
I think this one literally like this danger

274
00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:35,600
just jumped out at us in the middle of the street.

275
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:37,680
Like I don't think this one was our fault.

276
00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:38,560
Interesting.

277
00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:38,879
Okay.

278
00:14:39,759 --> 00:14:42,399
Yeah, I know it doesn't sound right to me either.

279
00:14:42,399 --> 00:14:44,000
We probably did find it.

280
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,240
Hey, what just happened?

281
00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:47,759
Did something just happen?

282
00:14:47,759 --> 00:14:49,919
I felt something.

283
00:14:49,919 --> 00:14:54,639
Well, I don't know what you're talking about.

284
00:14:54,639 --> 00:14:56,639
What do you mean something just happened?

285
00:14:56,639 --> 00:14:59,360
So I'm like looking at Flint and Thea

286
00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:04,159
because I just felt this crazy wash of power or whatever happened.

287
00:15:04,159 --> 00:15:05,919
So I'm looking at them like,

288
00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:12,160
guys, did you just feel that like something has changed?

289
00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:13,120
I didn't feel anything.

290
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:14,960
Yes, I felt it too.

291
00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:16,640
Something is definitely happening.

292
00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:19,360
Well, we've been tracking the cult a little bit.

293
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:25,120
They're doing some pretty bad stuff around.

294
00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:26,960
We haven't been able to track down

295
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:31,120
where exactly they've been kind of collecting yet.

296
00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:39,519
But pretty much entirety of Faerun is falling apart,

297
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:43,279
whether it's the cult or it's just rogue groups

298
00:15:43,279 --> 00:15:46,560
popping up in cities and claiming them for themselves.

299
00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:51,600
They've taken the cult as kind of a call to action

300
00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:53,840
to just allow evil to run rampant.

301
00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:54,399
Okay.

302
00:15:54,399 --> 00:15:55,919
Well, that sounds really bad.

303
00:15:55,919 --> 00:15:56,720
Yeah, it's not good.

304
00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:57,840
We're here in Mirabar.

305
00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:00,399
Half of the army has been enchanted.

306
00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:03,600
Somehow through their armor by an evil wizard.

307
00:16:04,159 --> 00:16:07,600
Any tips on some kind of disarming?

308
00:16:08,159 --> 00:16:09,279
You're a smart guy.

309
00:16:09,279 --> 00:16:10,960
Got any tips and tricks?

310
00:16:11,919 --> 00:16:14,879
Disarming, enchanted armor.

311
00:16:16,399 --> 00:16:18,240
I mean, it sounds like something magical.

312
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:21,519
I can get the wizards on it over here

313
00:16:21,519 --> 00:16:23,440
and just see if they can't figure something out.

314
00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:26,159
But we might need more information as to

315
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:32,159
who's doing the spell and how they're doing it

316
00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:33,519
in order to shut it down.

317
00:16:35,839 --> 00:16:38,959
It's an elf wizard named Primsbane.

318
00:16:40,319 --> 00:16:41,600
The name sounds familiar.

319
00:16:42,879 --> 00:16:44,879
I feel like he's been someone who's been trying

320
00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:47,039
to track us down for quite a while now.

321
00:16:47,679 --> 00:16:51,279
He found us and he thinks that we can lead him

322
00:16:51,279 --> 00:16:55,279
to this big powerful energy source.

323
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,199
Yeah, don't do that.

324
00:16:57,919 --> 00:16:59,519
But we don't really know what it is

325
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,120
and why he's referring.

326
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:04,480
So I'm pretty sure he's just referring to us

327
00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:06,720
as the guild.

328
00:17:07,519 --> 00:17:08,639
Okay, don't come home.

329
00:17:08,639 --> 00:17:09,759
Yeah, don't come home yet.

330
00:17:09,759 --> 00:17:10,240
Feel safe.

331
00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:14,399
So have they turned the entire Axe of Mirabar?

332
00:17:14,399 --> 00:17:15,680
Because that would be bad.

333
00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:17,440
Well, like half?

334
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:20,879
Half of the army is outside of town.

335
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:23,120
We've warned them not to come into town

336
00:17:23,120 --> 00:17:24,640
because as soon as they do,

337
00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:27,360
something activates in their armor

338
00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:33,280
and they become like zombies or automatons or something.

339
00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:35,120
They can't control themselves anymore.

340
00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:37,680
So they know that,

341
00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:40,400
at least the ones that aren't already turned,

342
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:43,680
but there's still a lot of them.

343
00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:44,640
Yeah, definitely.

344
00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:48,320
If you're sure it's in the armor,

345
00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:49,840
it's going to take us a little while,

346
00:17:49,839 --> 00:17:54,480
but we might be able to arrange to get new armor sent

347
00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:59,359
to at least some of the other members of the Axe of Mirabar

348
00:17:59,359 --> 00:18:00,639
if they're holding formation

349
00:18:02,319 --> 00:18:04,399
so that maybe they can come in and help you.

350
00:18:05,599 --> 00:18:08,959
So yeah, if you're certain that that's what it is,

351
00:18:08,959 --> 00:18:10,000
we can have that sent.

352
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,279
Like I said, it'll take a bit,

353
00:18:11,279 --> 00:18:15,839
but that's something as opposed to nothing right now.

354
00:18:15,839 --> 00:18:19,519
Okay, I look at Thea and Flint like, right?

355
00:18:20,399 --> 00:18:22,399
Am I remembering right?

356
00:18:22,399 --> 00:18:23,919
We know for sure it's the armor.

357
00:18:23,919 --> 00:18:26,319
Yeah, no, it is for sure the armor.

358
00:18:26,319 --> 00:18:30,399
Their armor has some crazy mixture of alloys and metals

359
00:18:30,399 --> 00:18:31,839
that is specific to them

360
00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:34,959
and they're the only ones that got affected by this.

361
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,639
Yes, Alizar, anything you can do to help

362
00:18:38,639 --> 00:18:41,279
because there's a lot of them.

363
00:18:41,279 --> 00:18:43,439
We can't fight them with three of us.

364
00:18:43,439 --> 00:18:45,439
Although I think the better thing to do

365
00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:49,680
is to focus on fixing the enchantment

366
00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:51,840
if we can break the spell somehow.

367
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,440
By murdering Primsby.

368
00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:55,039
Yeah, we don't wanna like,

369
00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:58,480
A, we can't fight a thousand army members

370
00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:01,759
and B, we don't wanna kill all those people.

371
00:19:01,759 --> 00:19:03,840
So if there's a way that we can save them

372
00:19:04,799 --> 00:19:08,640
and you can get the wizards working on some sort of fix,

373
00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:10,320
I think that's our best option.

374
00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:13,360
Absolutely, I will do that.

375
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:17,280
If you figure out anything more that can help us do that,

376
00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:20,400
let me know, but I'll get them started

377
00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:23,040
on researching Thelonious

378
00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:25,440
and kind of some of his schools of magic

379
00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:28,400
and what he might be able to acquire for himself

380
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:29,760
and how he might be doing this

381
00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:31,360
and get you guys some armor

382
00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:33,840
for the other members of the army

383
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,440
and hopefully they can come in

384
00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:39,440
and at least try and wrangle or subdue

385
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:40,160
some of the other,

386
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,600
some of these zombified ones that you're talking about.

387
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:44,880
You've got the communicator now,

388
00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:49,040
so you should be able to just dial us back up.

389
00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:49,540
Great.

390
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:53,840
Also, Tibby, I think went home?

391
00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:54,720
Yeah, Tibby went home.

392
00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:56,960
Went to a place that looked like the place

393
00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:58,720
where she was from.

394
00:19:59,519 --> 00:20:00,320
Tibby went home?

395
00:20:01,279 --> 00:20:02,880
Tibby's home was destroyed.

396
00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:09,760
Uh, we came back, different portals.

397
00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:10,800
I don't know.

398
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:11,920
It sure looked like she went home.

399
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,760
She went somewhere different than us.

400
00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:15,280
Well, that's interesting.

401
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:18,320
We had found some portal magic,

402
00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:20,240
which we obviously used to try and get you out,

403
00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:26,080
but yeah, Tibby's world was more or less destroyed,

404
00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:28,240
which is why Tibby was working with us.

405
00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:30,720
So maybe, huh.

406
00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:35,200
Could Tibby have gone back to a different timeline before?

407
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:38,240
Well, you said you guys were gone for three weeks,

408
00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:41,519
but did it seem like three weeks that you guys were gone?

409
00:20:41,519 --> 00:20:42,079
No.

410
00:20:42,079 --> 00:20:43,360
No, it was one day.

411
00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:47,039
I have a feeling like you guys jumped forward in time

412
00:20:47,039 --> 00:20:50,400
and Tibby might have gone a long ways back in time.

413
00:20:52,079 --> 00:20:56,240
Well, hopefully, did he say he'd come back if he could?

414
00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:57,600
Yeah, I, yeah.

415
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:00,160
I think that's exactly what he said.

416
00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:03,279
Wanted to learn more about the portals.

417
00:21:03,279 --> 00:21:03,680
Okay.

418
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:06,560
Well, yeah, hopefully, hopefully we can figure out more.

419
00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:09,040
We've got some more research and stuff to do on portals.

420
00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:11,600
And now, I guess, time jump.

421
00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:13,759
Oh, busy day.

422
00:21:13,759 --> 00:21:16,240
Okay, I'm going to go get started on all of this stuff here.

423
00:21:17,279 --> 00:21:17,759
You guys.

424
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,160
Maybe Doc Brown will be around to help.

425
00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:21,840
Tibby, Tibby, we got to go back.

426
00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:24,240
It's your kids, Tibby.

427
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:25,200
It's your kids.

428
00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:31,360
Can we please have an NPC soon that is Christopher Lloyd

429
00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:32,960
because that sounds amazing.

430
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:35,039
That would be really good.

431
00:21:35,039 --> 00:21:36,480
I'll make a note of it.

432
00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:38,240
Guys, he's legit writing that down.

433
00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:40,400
Okay, see you on the flippy flops, Alizar.

434
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:41,360
Yeah, good talking to you.

435
00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:42,319
We'll talk to you soon.

436
00:21:42,319 --> 00:21:42,880
I miss you.

437
00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:49,759
He snuck it in right as he was hanging out.

438
00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:50,400
I love it.

439
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:56,559
So guys, feel like the world's coming to an end.

440
00:21:56,559 --> 00:21:59,759
Not really any help from the guild on this one right away.

441
00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:01,599
Thoughts?

442
00:22:03,359 --> 00:22:04,559
What should we do?

443
00:22:04,559 --> 00:22:09,359
Let's find and murder that evil dark elf bastard.

444
00:22:09,359 --> 00:22:10,480
Yeah, that sounds like a plan.

445
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:11,599
I like it.

446
00:22:11,599 --> 00:22:12,319
Let's do that.

447
00:22:13,359 --> 00:22:14,960
And we do that.

448
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:16,240
End of episode.

449
00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:16,559
Excellent.

450
00:22:16,559 --> 00:22:17,119
We win.

451
00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:18,160
Good work, guys.

452
00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:18,640
We did it.

453
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:19,140
Nice.

454
00:22:19,759 --> 00:22:25,519
Hammer striker says, well, yeah, are we going in through the tunnels or do we want to?

455
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:31,279
Because we said that, or Osric said that they've got a whole bunch of people

456
00:22:31,279 --> 00:22:32,559
outside the front door.

457
00:22:32,559 --> 00:22:36,879
And yeah, I think the tunnels would probably be the best idea.

458
00:22:36,879 --> 00:22:39,039
Yeah, I'm pretty sure we settled on the tunnels.

459
00:22:39,039 --> 00:22:43,119
Yeah, at least the most funneled if there are, you know,

460
00:22:43,119 --> 00:22:46,079
if there is somebody coming for us anyways.

461
00:22:46,079 --> 00:22:47,279
Funneled tunnels?

462
00:22:47,279 --> 00:22:48,240
Funneled tunnels.

463
00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:49,920
Let's head to the funnel tunnels.

464
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:52,000
We're going to put the fun in funnel tunnel.

465
00:22:52,559 --> 00:22:54,160
Is that anything like funnel cake?

466
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:55,200
Because that is delicious.

467
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:56,319
That sounds great.

468
00:22:56,319 --> 00:22:59,599
OK, so that was a no on the funnel cake?

469
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:01,440
No, no funnel cake.

470
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:02,160
No funnel cake.

471
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:03,279
OK, all right.

472
00:23:03,279 --> 00:23:04,000
It's disappointing.

473
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:10,960
Osric says, sorry, mate, the funnel cake place, it went first.

474
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:13,440
The zombie guys, they hit it really hard.

475
00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:14,880
That's how it always happens.

476
00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:15,839
I know, I know.

477
00:23:15,839 --> 00:23:18,720
I went there first, too, and it was just a mess.

478
00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:23,519
Flour, eggs, powdered sugar everywhere.

479
00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:27,039
Come on, list more ingredients.

480
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,000
Baking soda, I'm sure.

481
00:23:31,039 --> 00:23:34,399
Maybe some magic powder to make it taste so good.

482
00:23:35,199 --> 00:23:36,720
Cinnamon, Ross, it's cinnamon.

483
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:38,879
No, he calls cinnamon magic powder at home, too.

484
00:23:38,879 --> 00:23:40,319
It's kind of a weird thing to happen.

485
00:23:42,319 --> 00:23:44,319
You don't tell me what I'm saying, cinnamon.

486
00:23:45,839 --> 00:23:46,959
It's a real sticking point.

487
00:23:46,959 --> 00:23:51,599
It is about dusk now, falling on the city.

488
00:23:51,599 --> 00:23:53,759
We got to head to these tunnels, you guys.

489
00:23:53,759 --> 00:23:55,439
I say no waiting.

490
00:23:55,439 --> 00:23:56,319
Yeah, I agree.

491
00:23:56,319 --> 00:23:57,039
Only murder.

492
00:24:00,319 --> 00:24:02,399
Well, there's your episode title.

493
00:24:02,399 --> 00:24:04,079
No waiting, only murder.

494
00:24:04,079 --> 00:24:05,679
I was going to go with funnel tunnels.

495
00:24:06,639 --> 00:24:08,720
He did write it in quotation marks.

496
00:24:09,679 --> 00:24:11,439
I'll see how the episode pieces together.

497
00:24:13,439 --> 00:24:15,119
Because we're all rested up, right?

498
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:17,760
Everybody should have full everything.

499
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:19,600
Tunnels, let's do it.

500
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:21,040
Let's go to them.

501
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:23,920
Guys, I'm going to show you some amazing shit after.

502
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:26,320
Just wait, just wait, just wait.

503
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:28,240
That sounds awesome.

504
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:30,240
I feel something.

505
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:37,280
After this immediate problem that needs to be solved,

506
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:40,880
we should probably figure out why it felt like,

507
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:42,800
I don't know, all the energy in the world

508
00:24:42,799 --> 00:24:45,039
shifted a little bit eviler.

509
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:48,879
That seems like that should be on the to-do list.

510
00:24:48,879 --> 00:24:50,879
So that was real weird and real bad.

511
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:55,279
But right now, we got a wizard to murder.

512
00:24:55,279 --> 00:24:56,559
And murder him we shall.

513
00:24:57,519 --> 00:24:59,839
And we skip gleefully towards the tunnel

514
00:24:59,839 --> 00:25:01,119
and our task of murder.

515
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:05,039
Whistling a nice murdering tune.

516
00:25:05,039 --> 00:25:05,839
Exactly.

517
00:25:05,839 --> 00:25:08,879
You head out of the safe house there

518
00:25:08,879 --> 00:25:10,720
and you go out into the street

519
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:12,799
and you're kind of sticking to the shadows

520
00:25:12,799 --> 00:25:13,920
and the sides of the street.

521
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:20,799
And Torgar and Osric lead you back to the door

522
00:25:20,799 --> 00:25:22,640
that leads down into the tunnels.

523
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:25,120
And now you're back down in there.

524
00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:30,559
And the tunnels in this area are about 10 feet wide.

525
00:25:30,559 --> 00:25:32,960
So enough for two people to walk side by side.

526
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:36,480
And about five, five and a half to,

527
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:38,640
you know, five and three quarter feet tall.

528
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:40,080
I crouch.

529
00:25:41,759 --> 00:25:44,640
So anybody who needs to crouch is probably crouching.

530
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:48,080
And they're all very dry and stone built.

531
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:53,440
But when you get down into this first set of tunnels,

532
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:56,960
you hear somewhere very faint within the tunnels.

533
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:01,280
A very reverberated thud.

534
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:05,600
Very consistent as you're walking in here.

535
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:08,160
They're very muted at first.

536
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:10,880
And you begin walking through the tunnels

537
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:13,680
and checking corners as you go.

538
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:17,200
And you are walking for about 10 minutes or so.

539
00:26:17,759 --> 00:26:19,759
You're on the north side of the city.

540
00:26:19,759 --> 00:26:24,480
And as you're walking, this thudding gets a little louder.

541
00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:27,120
And Torgar tells you,

542
00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:30,640
we're going to have to go take the tunnels under the river

543
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:36,320
to the other side of the city where we think Thelonious is.

544
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:39,519
Shouldn't be a problem, but that's where we're going.

545
00:26:39,519 --> 00:26:43,919
And he takes you and stops you around a corner,

546
00:26:43,919 --> 00:26:47,119
tells you to hold back as around the corner,

547
00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:48,960
he says and whispers,

548
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:52,799
looks like there's some zombie soldiers around the corner here.

549
00:26:53,359 --> 00:26:54,399
I don't think they saw me,

550
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:56,480
but it looks like there's about four of them.

551
00:26:57,279 --> 00:27:00,000
And that's kind of the way we need to go.

552
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:06,160
How do you feel about incapacitating them

553
00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:08,960
in order to get through?

554
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,759
Well, if we can, we should probably try.

555
00:27:11,759 --> 00:27:13,839
I've dealt with some undead stuff before

556
00:27:13,839 --> 00:27:16,720
and usually you can't quite incapacitate them,

557
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:17,920
but we will do our best.

558
00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:23,680
If it has to happen that we have to kill them,

559
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:24,880
then that's what we have to do.

560
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:26,079
Those are the words I was looking for.

561
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,680
Well, we get sneak attack anyway, right?

562
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:32,640
We're still invisible for five more minutes or something.

563
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:33,200
Yeah.

564
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:35,360
So you guys get sneak attack.

565
00:27:35,360 --> 00:27:38,480
So you guys kind of all attack at once

566
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:41,039
because you are concealed and hidden

567
00:27:41,039 --> 00:27:42,080
and they don't know you're there.

568
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:43,279
So the sneak attack,

569
00:27:43,279 --> 00:27:45,759
you just tell me what you three each want to do.

570
00:27:45,759 --> 00:27:49,519
There are four zombie soldier guys

571
00:27:49,519 --> 00:27:51,600
and we'll say that you three

572
00:27:53,039 --> 00:27:57,519
kind of take the lead on this quick attack here first.

573
00:27:57,519 --> 00:27:58,160
All right.

574
00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:00,079
I'm going to run behind one of them,

575
00:28:00,079 --> 00:28:01,599
get on my hands and knees

576
00:28:01,599 --> 00:28:04,319
and then New Laura is going to shove them over me.

577
00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:11,839
So we're just going to play pranks on them for a little bit?

578
00:28:11,839 --> 00:28:12,240
All right.

579
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:12,480
Yeah.

580
00:28:13,279 --> 00:28:14,960
Either way, if that's what you want to do.

581
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:16,079
I mean, one of you has got to get

582
00:28:16,079 --> 00:28:17,359
in front of them somehow though.

583
00:28:17,359 --> 00:28:19,119
So that's going to be interesting.

584
00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:22,319
Well, also, because we can't see each other.

585
00:28:22,319 --> 00:28:24,000
So how will I know when he's in position?

586
00:28:25,519 --> 00:28:26,879
Well, you guys can see each other.

587
00:28:27,519 --> 00:28:29,599
Because you all have the same spell on you.

588
00:28:29,599 --> 00:28:31,680
Imagine like the cone of silence

589
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:34,160
and everyone inside the cone can hear each other.

590
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:36,639
I think we're like in a cone of invisibility

591
00:28:36,639 --> 00:28:38,639
where everyone inside your invisible bubble

592
00:28:38,639 --> 00:28:39,680
can see each other.

593
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:41,119
And I mean, we've been kind of treating it

594
00:28:41,119 --> 00:28:42,879
as invisibility, but I read the spell again.

595
00:28:42,879 --> 00:28:44,639
It's not really an invisible spell.

596
00:28:44,639 --> 00:28:47,279
It's more like a super buff to your stealth spell.

597
00:28:47,279 --> 00:28:49,200
So you're like in the shadow.

598
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:51,279
We've been treating it like an invisibility spell.

599
00:28:51,279 --> 00:28:54,079
So I'll keep doing that more or less,

600
00:28:55,279 --> 00:28:57,359
but you guys can still see each other.

601
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:02,160
Yeah, we just have like super stealth and death.

602
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:05,680
Yeah, it makes you super sneaky and shadowy.

603
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:07,920
People can't follow our footprints or whatever.

604
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:08,800
Exactly.

605
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:11,620
OK.

606
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:15,840
Basically, we're all wearing Kavoth's shade cloak.

607
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:16,340
Yes.

608
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:19,200
Exactly.

609
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:21,680
All right, so we'll say that the Pass Without a Trace

610
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:24,800
will kind of wear off after the sneak attack.

611
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:26,800
So tell me what you want to do

612
00:29:26,879 --> 00:29:28,480
and then we'll roll attacks.

613
00:29:29,119 --> 00:29:29,519
How many?

614
00:29:29,519 --> 00:29:30,079
There's four.

615
00:29:30,639 --> 00:29:31,599
There are four of them.

616
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:36,799
I aim my Produce Flame at one of them.

617
00:29:36,799 --> 00:29:37,519
OK.

618
00:29:37,519 --> 00:29:39,039
So we're attacking, right?

619
00:29:39,039 --> 00:29:40,480
We're like, well, yeah, you're just going to

620
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:42,000
because all three of your attacks

621
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,680
are going to kind of happen at the same time

622
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:46,720
to get sneak attack to get a sneak round.

623
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:48,079
OK, that's what I'll be doing.

624
00:29:48,079 --> 00:29:51,919
I'm going to, as best I can, get behind

625
00:29:52,799 --> 00:29:54,559
one of these zombo types

626
00:29:54,559 --> 00:29:57,759
and just try and beat them in the back of the head

627
00:29:57,759 --> 00:30:00,480
with my handle of my axe.

628
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:01,359
So not the blade.

629
00:30:01,359 --> 00:30:03,119
So I'm not trying to kill them.

630
00:30:03,119 --> 00:30:04,240
I'm just trying to take them down.

631
00:30:04,799 --> 00:30:05,279
OK.

632
00:30:05,279 --> 00:30:05,779
All right.

633
00:30:09,039 --> 00:30:09,919
And you, Laura?

634
00:30:10,879 --> 00:30:12,159
This is also my plan.

635
00:30:12,159 --> 00:30:14,000
I'm just going to hit one in the head

636
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:18,960
with the butt of flametongue to try to incapacitate them

637
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:21,279
and then maybe tie them up or something.

638
00:30:22,799 --> 00:30:23,440
Sure.

639
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:25,120
Hoping those flames can take out a couple,

640
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:26,480
but I imagine they can because

641
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:29,840
I don't have like an incapacitate kind of spell.

642
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:32,480
You got to you got to damage them somehow

643
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:33,840
to incapacitate them, right?

644
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:34,720
Truth.

645
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:38,640
So roll attacks for everybody there.

646
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:40,640
You're just producing flame.

647
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:42,559
So what's the what's the

648
00:30:42,559 --> 00:30:45,200
And we have advantage on these, correct?

649
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:45,519
Yes.

650
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:48,799
So you roll two d20s and take the better.

651
00:30:48,799 --> 00:30:49,440
Five feet.

652
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:50,000
22.

653
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:52,480
So that's a 23.

654
00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:56,160
What's your what's your normal damage on your sword

655
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:58,319
and your axe?

656
00:30:58,319 --> 00:31:01,039
Normally two d12 plus four.

657
00:31:01,039 --> 00:31:01,360
OK.

658
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:02,880
So roll a one d10

659
00:31:04,079 --> 00:31:05,599
just because you're using the butt of it.

660
00:31:05,599 --> 00:31:08,000
And then New Laura.

661
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,120
Part of my damage is fire.

662
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:10,160
So I'll take that out.

663
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:12,079
So two d6 plus two.

664
00:31:12,079 --> 00:31:13,440
Just do one d6.

665
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:14,799
I add six damage, Russ.

666
00:31:14,799 --> 00:31:15,360
OK.

667
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:19,519
Five and then seven if I'm adding that plus or whatever.

668
00:31:20,079 --> 00:31:20,400
Sure.

669
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:20,720
Yeah.

670
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:24,880
Flint and New Laura, you sneak up behind them handily with Pass Without a Trace still on.

671
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:31,279
And you hit both of these zombified dwarf soldiers, the base of the skull,

672
00:31:31,279 --> 00:31:32,880
and knock two of them prone.

673
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:38,160
And Thea, you quickly produce flame on the backs of these other two

674
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:40,640
and they take the damage.

675
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:46,720
But turn around and seem more or less unfazed by it.

676
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:50,160
But swing towards you both.

677
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:51,200
Roll for initiative.

678
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:53,040
Oh, nat 20.

679
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:54,320
Why did I waste it?

680
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:57,680
Because it's an initiative roll.

681
00:31:57,680 --> 00:31:58,320
That's what we always do.

682
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:00,640
That's the only time we get 20s, I think.

683
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:02,000
Plus your modifier.

684
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:02,640
21.

685
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:03,680
Seven for me.

686
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:04,160
14.

687
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:04,560
OK.

688
00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:05,680
So Thea, you're up first.

689
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:07,360
Of course I am.

690
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:12,320
Thea decides to do that one more time.

691
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:15,680
So I'm going to produce flame and try to hit those two again.

692
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:16,080
Sure.

693
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:16,880
Four.

694
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:22,560
So Flint and Nularaaaa, you have now kind of ducked down and out of the way of Thea's flame,

695
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:25,040
which she erupts again from her hand.

696
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:29,600
And these zombies take another four damage.

697
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:32,080
Now it is their turn.

698
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:33,760
Two of them are knocked prone.

699
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:44,080
They are going to stand up and swing towards Flint and Nularaaaa, who are closest to them.

700
00:32:44,079 --> 00:32:47,839
The one swinging at you, Flint, doesn't do very well.

701
00:32:47,839 --> 00:32:48,879
That's a five.

702
00:32:49,599 --> 00:32:51,359
He's swinging with his hammer.

703
00:32:51,359 --> 00:32:52,240
Excellent.

704
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:54,559
And that's a critical miss.

705
00:32:54,559 --> 00:33:00,799
So the zombies both stand up and awkwardly and clumsily swing down.

706
00:33:00,799 --> 00:33:07,759
And the one who critically misses on you, Nularaaaa, actually trips himself up and he's prone again.

707
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:14,319
The two behind them, they walk forward and kind of step push past the other two.

708
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:18,000
One of them swings at Flint for a 19.

709
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:22,240
And the other one swings at Nularaaaa for a seven.

710
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:28,559
So I think Flint hits there and he swings down at you, Flint, for one bludgeoning damage.

711
00:33:29,519 --> 00:33:31,039
Whoa, guys.

712
00:33:32,559 --> 00:33:34,000
There's the all eyes in the end to it.

713
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:35,519
Should we go?

714
00:33:35,519 --> 00:33:37,440
Do we need to back out through the funnel tunnel?

715
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:38,799
Need to run away.

716
00:33:38,799 --> 00:33:41,920
I don't think I'm going to be OK, but we'll try it.

717
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:42,960
Nularaaaa, you're up next.

718
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:48,000
OK, well, the first guy I attacked is laying down and then another one attacked me.

719
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:49,519
Yes?

720
00:33:49,519 --> 00:33:50,160
Yes.

721
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:52,799
OK, well, I'm going to attack him right back.

722
00:33:53,680 --> 00:34:02,400
But again, I'm just trying to disarm him, not murder him, unless he keeps fucking with me.

723
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:03,920
That's a 25.

724
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:04,880
25 will hit.

725
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:06,320
What weapons do they have?

726
00:34:06,319 --> 00:34:08,559
They are holding war hammers.

727
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:14,480
It's really more challenging when you're trying not to kill someone.

728
00:34:16,319 --> 00:34:18,639
We're just going to say that you are trying to incapacitate them.

729
00:34:18,639 --> 00:34:22,960
So once they hit zero, they will die.

730
00:34:23,599 --> 00:34:25,599
We'll see what happens once they hit zero.

731
00:34:26,319 --> 00:34:30,319
Unless you tell me that you are actively trying to chop one of their heads off,

732
00:34:30,319 --> 00:34:33,199
we will say that you are trying to incapacitate.

733
00:34:33,199 --> 00:34:39,839
OK, well, maybe I'll use my lance then because it is not sharp, right?

734
00:34:39,839 --> 00:34:43,039
It's more of a bludgeoning instrument.

735
00:34:43,599 --> 00:34:44,079
I don't know.

736
00:34:44,079 --> 00:34:45,679
You had a lot of things skewered on there at one point.

737
00:34:45,679 --> 00:34:46,399
I did.

738
00:34:46,399 --> 00:34:50,480
There is some small piercing damage on it, like if you stab with it,

739
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:52,480
but the majority of it is not.

740
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:55,039
So I'm just going to try and bonk him upside the head.

741
00:34:56,159 --> 00:35:00,159
The old classic bonk upside the head, which will get him.

742
00:35:00,159 --> 00:35:01,519
Sorry, let me just find that die.

743
00:35:01,519 --> 00:35:02,799
I don't use it that often.

744
00:35:04,159 --> 00:35:07,679
Uh, 11 plus 3 is 14, damn it.

745
00:35:08,319 --> 00:35:13,919
So that guy is knocked down to the ground and appears to be unconscious.

746
00:35:14,639 --> 00:35:19,759
Flint, you have two zombies attempting or kind of piled in front of you there.

747
00:35:20,319 --> 00:35:24,319
You see Nulara swing her lance and knock one down to the ground.

748
00:35:24,319 --> 00:35:25,679
It appears unconscious.

749
00:35:25,679 --> 00:35:26,719
And now it's your turn.

750
00:35:26,719 --> 00:35:31,839
OK, yeah, I guess I'll try and incapacitate the one that's prone.

751
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:34,079
Let's say 14.

752
00:35:34,079 --> 00:35:35,680
He's prone, so you get advantage.

753
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:38,400
14 doesn't hit, but yeah.

754
00:35:39,519 --> 00:35:40,559
Oh, well, that's much better.

755
00:35:40,559 --> 00:35:41,200
23.

756
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:42,559
23 will hit, yeah.

757
00:35:42,559 --> 00:35:43,360
8 damage.

758
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:47,920
He is hit, but still looks conscious there.

759
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:50,160
All right, well, let's second attack.

760
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,240
That one's an 18.

761
00:35:52,240 --> 00:35:53,680
18 will hit, yeah.

762
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:54,640
Excellent.

763
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:56,079
And 4 damage.

764
00:35:56,639 --> 00:36:02,000
On the same one, he is still conscious.

765
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:06,719
So now it's Torgar and Osric's turn and they can't really seem to get by.

766
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:10,559
So they are just going to ready their actions.

767
00:36:10,559 --> 00:36:15,599
And if something, if one of you was knocked down, they will be ready to go next.

768
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:17,840
Thea, your turn.

769
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:23,599
So Flint is swinging the butt of his axe down on the prone one.

770
00:36:23,599 --> 00:36:29,199
He has two other zombies right in front of him who are able to attack,

771
00:36:29,199 --> 00:36:30,799
and Nulara has taken one out.

772
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:36,880
OK, I move in a way so that Flint isn't blocking the two.

773
00:36:37,679 --> 00:36:40,000
And I produce a thorn whip.

774
00:36:41,119 --> 00:36:46,480
So I'm going to thorn whip one of them, I suppose,

775
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:49,679
which means I need to make a melee spell attack.

776
00:36:49,679 --> 00:36:52,159
So I need to roll a d20, yes.

777
00:36:52,159 --> 00:36:53,360
I don't use this very often.

778
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:53,920
Here we go.

779
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:58,240
15 plus, is there a plus 8?

780
00:36:58,240 --> 00:36:59,280
Spell attack bonus, yeah.

781
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:00,960
All right, so 23.

782
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:02,000
23 will hit.

783
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:05,280
So this vine comes out and wraps itself.

784
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:07,840
And I can pull it 10 feet closer to me,

785
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:12,400
but I was thinking about pulling it to the side and like trying to pull them,

786
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:14,559
because this isn't a large area, is it?

787
00:37:14,559 --> 00:37:15,440
Is the width?

788
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:16,880
About 10 feet wide.

789
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:19,760
So they are, yeah, they're in kind of the middle of the hallway.

790
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:21,440
So instead of pulling toward me,

791
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:24,159
I was going to whip them to the side against the wall.

792
00:37:26,159 --> 00:37:29,599
Yeah, it'd still come towards you, but you can kind of angle it.

793
00:37:29,599 --> 00:37:30,960
Angle it so that he whacks against the wall.

794
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:32,559
Is that any extra wall damage?

795
00:37:33,519 --> 00:37:34,639
Thorn damage and wall damage.

796
00:37:34,639 --> 00:37:38,960
You get 2d6 damage for 2d6 piercing damage.

797
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:40,559
I do?

798
00:37:40,559 --> 00:37:41,059
Yeah.

799
00:37:41,059 --> 00:37:43,920
Germans are well known for their wall fighting ability.

800
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:44,960
Of course, right?

801
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:46,559
Yeah, 2d6 piercing damage.

802
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:51,119
And yeah, you're ramming them into the wall, so give it another d4.

803
00:37:51,679 --> 00:37:54,800
Six plus three is nine damage.

804
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:55,360
Nine damage.

805
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:59,519
So you wrap your vines around and they dig into its skin,

806
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:03,599
and you pull him into the wall with a huge thud,

807
00:38:03,599 --> 00:38:07,280
and he takes all of that damage and is now past Flint and Nulara

808
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:08,960
and more directly in front of you.

809
00:38:09,519 --> 00:38:15,679
Okay, which probably maybe means that Hammeh and Ostrich can get into this

810
00:38:17,119 --> 00:38:18,559
action because he's closer to us.

811
00:38:18,559 --> 00:38:19,440
Okay, cool.

812
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:20,480
That seemed like a good idea.

813
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:21,200
That worked out.

814
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:24,080
Torgar sees this and he is going to take his action.

815
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:28,720
His hammer has been covered.

816
00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:31,680
I'm trying to say how you just haven't really seen it,

817
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:35,280
but he pulls the covering off of his hammer,

818
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:38,400
and it isn't like a standard war hammer.

819
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:43,840
It is a solid piece of like mined ore,

820
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:49,680
and he pulls that out and swings at the zombie that you,

821
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:53,519
Thea, have just pulled towards you and hits him.

822
00:38:53,519 --> 00:38:59,440
That's a 16, and he gets two d8 plus two damage.

823
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:04,480
He incapacitates the zombie that you have pulled towards you,

824
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:06,879
and now it is the other two zombies' turn.

825
00:39:06,879 --> 00:39:10,719
The prone one stands back up and swings at you,

826
00:39:10,719 --> 00:39:14,319
Flint, for a 15.

827
00:39:14,319 --> 00:39:15,279
Not good enough.

828
00:39:15,279 --> 00:39:16,960
The other zombie swings at you,

829
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:19,840
Flint, and that's a 15.

830
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:21,199
So he misses as well.

831
00:39:21,199 --> 00:39:25,920
So there are two zombies still active and now both standing.

832
00:39:26,639 --> 00:39:39,760
Nularaaaa, you see Thea pull one past you and Flint

833
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:40,800
and into a wall,

834
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:45,199
and then Torgar strike it down until it's unconscious,

835
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:46,960
and now it is your turn.

836
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:49,120
Both swing wildly at Flint,

837
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:51,040
but you get to take an action now.

838
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:51,600
Excellent.

839
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:54,160
I'm going to remember to take both attacks this time.

840
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:55,040
And Donnie's, too.

841
00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:56,320
We skipped Donnie.

842
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:56,720
Oh, yeah.

843
00:40:02,720 --> 00:40:03,280
It is.

844
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:05,920
Welcome back, or welcome to The Adventure

845
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:07,280
if this is your first episode.

846
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:09,920
This is episode 16 of Dumbgeons and Dragons,

847
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:14,080
titled No Waiting, Only Murder, a.k.a. The Funnel Tunnels.

848
00:40:14,079 --> 00:40:16,159
If this is your first episode, welcome.

849
00:40:16,159 --> 00:40:18,079
It certainly is a great time to jump on board,

850
00:40:18,079 --> 00:40:20,239
but I would recommend catching up on the previous episodes

851
00:40:20,239 --> 00:40:23,039
and we've made it easier for you in a couple different ways.

852
00:40:23,039 --> 00:40:24,960
What you can do, one of two things.

853
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:28,799
You can go back to episode one and just start from the beginning.

854
00:40:28,799 --> 00:40:32,799
There's 15, at least 15 hours of great content, great goofs.

855
00:40:32,799 --> 00:40:34,960
Some of the first couple episodes, I'm not going to lie,

856
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:37,679
a little shaky, but if you push through, it gets much better.

857
00:40:38,319 --> 00:40:41,599
Last week, though, we released a recap episode.

858
00:40:41,599 --> 00:40:42,880
I know, we were thinking, right?

859
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:44,960
We want you to get on board right now.

860
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:46,640
So you can go listen to that recap episode.

861
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:48,880
Then you're at least caught up to where we are now.

862
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:50,480
And then you can go forward with us

863
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:51,920
and then you can choose to go back

864
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:54,000
and listen to those first 15 episodes,

865
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,280
which lots of great goofs,

866
00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:57,519
lots of great adventure, highly recommend it.

867
00:40:57,519 --> 00:40:58,960
How's the episode sitting with you?

868
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:00,160
Would love to hear your thoughts.

869
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:02,880
We're trying out some new things these last couple episodes

870
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:04,960
to bring some new depth to the adventurers.

871
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:07,760
And trust me, those new things carry right on through

872
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:09,280
to the end of this episode and beyond.

873
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:12,480
So make sure you listen right on through till the end.

874
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:14,720
We've seen a couple nice bits of feedback

875
00:41:14,720 --> 00:41:16,240
and comments these last couple of weeks,

876
00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:17,680
and I wanted to share with you.

877
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:20,640
On Twitter, at oldschoolcm tweeted,

878
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:22,240
from one DM to another DM,

879
00:41:22,240 --> 00:41:23,920
sweet move with Lent in episode nine

880
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:25,119
of the Dumb Dragon cast.

881
00:41:25,119 --> 00:41:26,960
The players are starting to get paranoid.

882
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:28,960
Hashtag D&D, hashtag evil DM.

883
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:30,000
That's what you want, right?

884
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,240
Have the players checking every door, window, corner,

885
00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:34,160
and NPC for a potential trap?

886
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:35,200
I thought it was fun.

887
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:37,760
Thanks for pointing that one out at oldschoolcm.

888
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:39,200
We're really happy that you are continuing

889
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:40,000
this journey with us.

890
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,400
We've seen some wonderful growth of the show,

891
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:45,280
both on social media and in episode downloads.

892
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:48,079
We're happy and thankful that you are enjoying the show

893
00:41:48,079 --> 00:41:49,599
and continuing on this journey with us.

894
00:41:49,599 --> 00:41:50,480
That's all I've got for now.

895
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:52,800
The next episode in our adventure will be available

896
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:55,119
July 12th with episode 17.

897
00:41:55,119 --> 00:41:57,440
So let's get right back into the funnel tunnels

898
00:41:57,440 --> 00:41:59,440
for a little more murder.

899
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:00,800
We'll talk to you in a couple of weeks.

900
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:02,720
Have fun and make sure you get those entries in.

901
00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:12,880
We are bad at this game.

902
00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:17,600
So I'm going to do the lance obnoxious

903
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:18,800
swat upside the head.

904
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:20,720
I feel like this happened in a movie once

905
00:42:20,720 --> 00:42:22,000
and it was very insulting.

906
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:26,720
They were actually doing a horse duel lance lancing

907
00:42:26,720 --> 00:42:28,400
and instead of trying to actually hit him,

908
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:30,400
he just smacked him upside the head

909
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:32,400
to really prove how much better he was.

910
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:34,000
It's probably a night's tale.

911
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,360
I was just thinking that.

912
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:37,280
I was just going to say the one with Heath Ledger.

913
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:37,600
Yeah.

914
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:38,720
That's what I'm picturing.

915
00:42:38,720 --> 00:42:40,160
So that's probably it.

916
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:43,760
That is a 26.

917
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:45,040
26 will hit, yeah.

918
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:50,960
So he gets a six damage.

919
00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:55,840
And that one is now appears to be unconscious.

920
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:56,240
Perfect.

921
00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:58,560
Then I'll swing around and try and hit the other.

922
00:42:59,519 --> 00:43:05,039
And that is a no, 10, no, 11.

923
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,199
11 will not hit.

924
00:43:07,199 --> 00:43:07,440
No.

925
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:07,940
Okay.

926
00:43:08,639 --> 00:43:10,719
Then I guess Donnie will try and like give him

927
00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:13,039
a little little chomp-a-roo,

928
00:43:13,039 --> 00:43:15,599
which also will not work because that is a nine.

929
00:43:15,599 --> 00:43:16,159
Okay.

930
00:43:16,159 --> 00:43:20,239
So you swing and knock one unconscious

931
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:23,920
and miss with the other one entirely.

932
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:27,440
And Donnie, he's just finding trouble

933
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:30,400
amongst all these swinging hammers and sticks

934
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:32,720
to try and get a good dig in there.

935
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:34,159
Flint, your turn.

936
00:43:34,159 --> 00:43:36,960
There is only one zombie who is left standing and active.

937
00:43:37,519 --> 00:43:38,960
That is a 21.

938
00:43:39,679 --> 00:43:40,480
21 will do it.

939
00:43:41,519 --> 00:43:42,800
And seven damage.

940
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:46,079
He is knocked back a little bit but still standing.

941
00:43:46,079 --> 00:43:46,579
Okay.

942
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:49,599
And that's a 16 for the second roll.

943
00:43:49,599 --> 00:43:50,880
16 will hit, yep.

944
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:53,280
With nine damage.

945
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:56,720
And you knock him unconscious as well.

946
00:43:56,720 --> 00:44:00,720
So all four zombies are now laid out on the ground

947
00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:03,920
and they appear to be have just incapacitated

948
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:06,000
as opposed to kill.

949
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:06,720
Excellent.

950
00:44:06,720 --> 00:44:07,680
Good job.

951
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:08,720
We did it.

952
00:44:08,720 --> 00:44:11,920
We didn't do murders once, ever.

953
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:13,120
Once, for once.

954
00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:14,400
I think this might be the first time

955
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:15,920
we haven't just murdered everything.

956
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:17,120
I think so too.

957
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:18,880
So we tie them up, I guess.

958
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:23,200
So it's four less to deal with at some other point.

959
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:25,200
Can we use that thorn whip to tie them up?

960
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:27,120
That seems more painful.

961
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:29,520
Seems kind of cruel but I'm not opposed.

962
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:31,200
Seems more incapacitating.

963
00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:33,200
I don't know if you can

964
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:36,080
because it's an instantaneous thing that disappears after you use it.

965
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:37,120
Oh, I see.

966
00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:38,720
It's illusionary.

967
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:42,080
In my mind, the vine actually shrivels up.

968
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:42,320
Yeah.

969
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:43,840
Oh, that's fun.

970
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:48,320
So yeah, let's just tie them up with some ropes.

971
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:49,280
Keep on going.

972
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:51,840
Yeah, you each tie up one of these zombies

973
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:53,440
and kind of pile them off to the side

974
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:56,240
and you continue on.

975
00:44:56,240 --> 00:45:00,800
And as you keep going further into this tunnel system,

976
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:02,000
Torgar's leading you,

977
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:07,440
that thudding that you heard and continue to hear increases in volume

978
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:10,800
and it's getting louder and louder but still very consistent.

979
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:12,960
He tells you that you're coming close to

980
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:15,599
where you should be going underneath the river

981
00:45:15,599 --> 00:45:19,360
and there's a final staircase that goes down

982
00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:22,960
and the thudding is louder and louder and louder.

983
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:25,119
You step down off this final step

984
00:45:25,119 --> 00:45:28,559
and there is a four to six inch layer of water.

985
00:45:28,559 --> 00:45:31,599
It appears that this tunnel is starting to fill up

986
00:45:31,599 --> 00:45:34,240
and you look ahead and down to the end of this tunnel

987
00:45:34,240 --> 00:45:39,599
and you see six dwarven soldiers with their hammers

988
00:45:39,599 --> 00:45:42,559
beating in the sides of this tunnel.

989
00:45:42,559 --> 00:45:47,840
Water looks like it's streaming in from where they are impacting it.

990
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:50,240
Well, this seems like a suicide mission for them.

991
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:52,159
Yeah, no kidding.

992
00:45:52,159 --> 00:45:56,159
Torgar and you guys follow down and you take a splash into the water

993
00:45:56,879 --> 00:45:58,879
and they look over to you

994
00:45:58,879 --> 00:46:01,119
and four of them begin charging towards you

995
00:46:01,119 --> 00:46:04,319
while two of them continue to hammer on the wall.

996
00:46:05,839 --> 00:46:07,199
Roll for initiative.

997
00:46:07,199 --> 00:46:09,599
Looks like we're gonna have to stop that business.

998
00:46:09,599 --> 00:46:10,799
Oh, I only got a five.

999
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:12,960
Nineteen?

1000
00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:13,440
Fifteen.

1001
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:14,319
Good job, you guys.

1002
00:46:15,199 --> 00:46:17,679
My initiative bonus is plus three, so it's pretty good.

1003
00:46:18,319 --> 00:46:18,960
Nice.

1004
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:23,280
Okay, so Torgar is first down and he's first to react

1005
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:27,119
and he runs towards the four charging zombies

1006
00:46:27,119 --> 00:46:31,760
and swings his hammer at one of the ones in the front.

1007
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:35,679
First one hits but doesn't hit squarely on the first one

1008
00:46:35,679 --> 00:46:41,039
and his second strike connects solidly with one of the other zombies

1009
00:46:41,039 --> 00:46:45,360
and it takes 15 bludgeoning damage

1010
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:47,199
and it is knocked prone

1011
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:49,440
and now it is Nularaaaa.

1012
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:52,080
You follow quickly behind Torgar and it is your turn.

1013
00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:56,720
Okay, I'll attack the next in the approaching group.

1014
00:46:58,080 --> 00:47:00,560
That is a six, no, 15.

1015
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:01,680
Are you still using your lance?

1016
00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:02,000
Yeah.

1017
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,800
15 will kind of glance off its armor.

1018
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:06,240
The old lance glance.

1019
00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:09,200
Okay, I'm going to try that one more time

1020
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:12,400
and that is a 23, so that one will probably work better.

1021
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:12,900
Yep.

1022
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:15,920
And that is 13 damage.

1023
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:27,360
You give him a good hit and it stops him in his tracks

1024
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:31,200
and the two zombies running behind them kind of barrel in

1025
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:33,440
to the two that are now knocked down

1026
00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:36,080
and there's a bit of a pile of zombies

1027
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:38,400
as they are trying to right themselves.

1028
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:40,000
Flint, it's your turn.

1029
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:43,360
So you have Nularaaaa and Torgar in front of you

1030
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:46,240
and then four zombies in a frantic pile

1031
00:47:46,240 --> 00:47:48,080
trying to stand back up right now.

1032
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:51,680
Is there like that Benny Hill music playing in the background?

1033
00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:52,880
Always, always.

1034
00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:53,520
Okay, perfect.

1035
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:54,800
Because that's what's running through my head

1036
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:55,920
whenever we play this game.

1037
00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:56,720
Of course.

1038
00:47:56,720 --> 00:47:59,840
I'm going to run past Torgar and Nularaaaa

1039
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:06,480
and dive on in with a 14, so that's not going to do it.

1040
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:10,560
Second attack.

1041
00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:12,640
Oh, that's much better, 19.

1042
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:13,760
19 will do it, yep.

1043
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:14,640
Excellent.

1044
00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:16,000
Oh, 10 damage.

1045
00:48:17,039 --> 00:48:20,799
You run through and past Nularaaaa and Torgar

1046
00:48:20,799 --> 00:48:24,079
and you connect with one and kind of,

1047
00:48:24,079 --> 00:48:27,039
we'll say that you kind of do like a tuck and roll

1048
00:48:27,039 --> 00:48:29,359
over top of these scrambling zombies

1049
00:48:29,359 --> 00:48:32,960
and you are now on the other side of this pile of zombies.

1050
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:36,159
And that one takes that damage

1051
00:48:36,159 --> 00:48:40,319
and it is two of the zombies who were first knocked down.

1052
00:48:40,319 --> 00:48:41,679
They stand back up.

1053
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:44,000
First one swings towards Torgar

1054
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:47,519
who doesn't roll well today who misses

1055
00:48:48,719 --> 00:48:51,039
and the second one swings toward Nularaaaa

1056
00:48:51,039 --> 00:48:53,280
and that is a 15.

1057
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:55,199
I think that misses as well.

1058
00:48:55,199 --> 00:48:56,320
Yeah, that misses.

1059
00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:58,239
I'm not trying to make this easy on you guys.

1060
00:48:58,239 --> 00:48:59,519
It's just working out that way.

1061
00:49:01,119 --> 00:49:03,039
That's better because we're trying not to kill them.

1062
00:49:03,039 --> 00:49:06,239
So it would be unfair if they were really trying to kill us.

1063
00:49:06,239 --> 00:49:08,719
Thea, you see the zombies knocked down

1064
00:49:08,719 --> 00:49:10,639
and Flint run and jump over them

1065
00:49:10,639 --> 00:49:12,719
and now he's on the other side and now it's your turn.

1066
00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:16,160
Okay, I am going to,

1067
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:19,520
there's still two still beating on the walls, right?

1068
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:19,840
Yeah.

1069
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:22,080
Trying to get this whole shit to come down.

1070
00:49:22,720 --> 00:49:25,680
I am going to cast Conjure Animal.

1071
00:49:26,240 --> 00:49:29,840
I'm going to summon face spirits that take the form of beasts

1072
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:33,840
and appear in the space directly in front of these two assholes

1073
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:35,440
trying to cave the walls in.

1074
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:36,160
Okay.

1075
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:40,880
The beast that I choose is going to be a crocodile because it's...

1076
00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:43,280
It's within your challenge rating ability.

1077
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:45,360
It's within my challenge rating ability of one half.

1078
00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:46,079
Okay.

1079
00:49:46,079 --> 00:49:48,240
Oh, I can choose a challenge rating of two.

1080
00:49:48,240 --> 00:49:51,119
Yeah, well just keep in mind that you've got space restrictions to consider.

1081
00:49:51,119 --> 00:49:52,880
Oh yeah, a crocodile would probably be good, you know,

1082
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:54,240
because the water, I don't know.

1083
00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:57,440
So yeah, so I do that

1084
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:01,840
and I'm and my crocodile,

1085
00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:05,680
can I fight with my crocodile immediately as I conjure him

1086
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:06,800
or is that my action?

1087
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:07,440
Hold on a second.

1088
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:11,440
So you can summon four beasts at a challenge rating of one half.

1089
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:14,000
I'm going to do, well, two of these beasts then.

1090
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:15,519
I don't have to do four, do I?

1091
00:50:15,519 --> 00:50:17,039
I can do two crocodiles.

1092
00:50:17,039 --> 00:50:17,519
Yeah.

1093
00:50:17,519 --> 00:50:18,800
Good, because there are two guys there.

1094
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:20,159
I'm going to scroll down.

1095
00:50:20,159 --> 00:50:23,039
The summoned creatures are friendly to us, but not to them.

1096
00:50:23,039 --> 00:50:27,519
Rule initiative for the summoned creatures as a group which has its own turn.

1097
00:50:27,519 --> 00:50:28,960
So it has to fall in line,

1098
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:31,200
so it might not be able to go right away unless it falls.

1099
00:50:32,720 --> 00:50:33,200
Ten.

1100
00:50:34,159 --> 00:50:34,880
They would go next.

1101
00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:36,159
They would go next, cool.

1102
00:50:36,879 --> 00:50:39,119
So you have to give them a command.

1103
00:50:39,119 --> 00:50:39,759
Yes.

1104
00:50:39,759 --> 00:50:41,359
Otherwise, they just kind of stand there.

1105
00:50:41,359 --> 00:50:46,960
So I command, I say, hey, crocs, bite those assholes.

1106
00:50:49,199 --> 00:50:50,319
No, bite those guys.

1107
00:50:50,319 --> 00:50:56,159
They acknowledge your command and they go to attack the two that are hammering on the wall.

1108
00:50:56,159 --> 00:50:56,879
Yes.

1109
00:50:56,879 --> 00:50:59,599
So you roll attacks for your crocodiles.

1110
00:50:59,599 --> 00:51:04,079
Okay, they are going to use their bite because that's all they got.

1111
00:51:04,719 --> 00:51:05,279
Hold breath.

1112
00:51:05,279 --> 00:51:06,880
I don't think it's really going to happen.

1113
00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:09,840
So your first one hits.

1114
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:11,679
Do you attack for your second one as well?

1115
00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:13,519
They fight as a group.

1116
00:51:14,079 --> 00:51:16,239
They still have to make an attack roll on each of them.

1117
00:51:16,799 --> 00:51:17,920
Okay, that one does not.

1118
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:19,039
That's a seven.

1119
00:51:19,679 --> 00:51:23,679
So the first one is going to bite for 1d10 plus two.

1120
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:25,199
So that's five.

1121
00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:26,799
Right in the ass.

1122
00:51:26,799 --> 00:51:30,799
So they're very literal when you say, bite those assholes.

1123
00:51:30,799 --> 00:51:32,559
That's what they're doing.

1124
00:51:32,559 --> 00:51:35,679
Until this grapple ends, the target is restrained.

1125
00:51:36,639 --> 00:51:37,920
So he's biting and holding.

1126
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:38,960
That's my no.

1127
00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:40,000
Yeah, that's that's good.

1128
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:40,719
I just need to.

1129
00:51:40,719 --> 00:51:42,639
There's something I had to get out of restraint.

1130
00:51:42,639 --> 00:51:44,960
I just need to know what the check is.

1131
00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:46,000
Guys, I'm so excited.

1132
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:47,360
I'm using something new.

1133
00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:49,119
I know it's really fun, too.

1134
00:51:49,119 --> 00:51:51,840
And good choice because it just gives them the old chomp.

1135
00:51:52,639 --> 00:51:55,199
And then maybe he can't fight.

1136
00:51:55,199 --> 00:51:57,199
Yeah, maybe he can't fight now.

1137
00:51:57,199 --> 00:52:00,320
I like it also not breaking down the walls.

1138
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:01,760
I mean, he's still that other guy.

1139
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:02,800
And intimidating.

1140
00:52:03,519 --> 00:52:06,080
Yeah, like, boom, crocodiles out of nowhere.

1141
00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:07,680
I'd pee my pants.

1142
00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:08,240
Yep.

1143
00:52:08,240 --> 00:52:08,880
Agreed.

1144
00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:12,080
It has to make a strength check on its turn, but not right now.

1145
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:14,640
So the crocodiles.

1146
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:23,840
So Osric, he pulls out his crossbow and he goes to shoot one in the pile of mess there

1147
00:52:24,720 --> 00:52:31,840
and hits with an 18 and he will get eight piercing damage into one that's in the in

1148
00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:33,519
the pile in the middle there.

1149
00:52:33,519 --> 00:52:39,200
Two more in the center of the mess stand up and one that turns around and swings

1150
00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:40,240
towards Flint.

1151
00:52:40,240 --> 00:52:42,880
The other goes towards Nulara.

1152
00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:46,480
The one goes towards Flint is a nine.

1153
00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:47,440
So that's not going to be good.

1154
00:52:50,240 --> 00:52:52,400
And also a nine from your I'm just not going to play.

1155
00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:53,680
You guys just tell me when you kill them.

1156
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:57,360
Okay, incapacitate them.

1157
00:52:58,160 --> 00:52:58,639
That's right.

1158
00:52:58,639 --> 00:52:59,519
Being good.

1159
00:52:59,519 --> 00:53:00,240
Yeah.

1160
00:53:00,240 --> 00:53:01,840
So the two hammering on the wall.

1161
00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:02,720
It's their turn now.

1162
00:53:02,720 --> 00:53:07,440
The one who is grappled by the crocodile can certainly try to escape the grapple.

1163
00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:10,000
I just imagine grape apple.

1164
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:10,800
The word grapples.

1165
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:11,599
We've been ruined.

1166
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:15,680
Is there no, you can't see what you need to get.

1167
00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:16,320
No.

1168
00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:16,639
Okay.

1169
00:53:16,639 --> 00:53:17,440
I rolled a 13.

1170
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:17,920
Okay.

1171
00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:19,840
Just trying to play for fighting over the book.

1172
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:26,639
Piercing damage is grappled until the grapple ends is already restrained.

1173
00:53:26,639 --> 00:53:27,760
And the crocodile can't buy it.

1174
00:53:27,760 --> 00:53:30,079
So we can't obviously like he's got a mouthful already.

1175
00:53:30,079 --> 00:53:31,280
You can't attack someone different.

1176
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:33,039
So he's just going to hold him.

1177
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:34,639
Okay.

1178
00:53:34,639 --> 00:53:36,559
Well, he's going to try and get it, but not.

1179
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:42,000
And he's going to swing with disadvantage because he is grappled,

1180
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:47,039
but he's going to swing, which is a nine versus his AC.

1181
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:49,840
Nine versus my crocodile's AC.

1182
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:50,480
Yeah.

1183
00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:51,039
12.

1184
00:53:51,039 --> 00:53:52,480
So that doesn't hit.

1185
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:59,039
The other one continues to hammer on the wall and ignores the other crocodile there.

1186
00:54:01,039 --> 00:54:06,960
And as he continues to hammer, you hear an audible crack and crumble.

1187
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:10,880
And it appears like more water begins to come into this tunnel.

1188
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:12,079
Goodness gracious.

1189
00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:15,599
And to Torgar.

1190
00:54:15,599 --> 00:54:16,639
That's me again.

1191
00:54:16,639 --> 00:54:16,960
All right.

1192
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:18,960
Let's just see if I can mess with this one too.

1193
00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:19,519
Torgar.

1194
00:54:19,519 --> 00:54:26,320
He swings at, he sees these crocodiles appear and he's like, holy shit, that's cool.

1195
00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:29,920
That's the appropriate response.

1196
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:36,079
And he swings his hammer single-handed at the two zombies in front of him,

1197
00:54:36,079 --> 00:54:39,440
but seems a little bit thrown off by the, by the holy shit.

1198
00:54:39,440 --> 00:54:40,000
That's cool.

1199
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,480
Crocodiles and misses with bows.

1200
00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:44,079
And Nulara, it is your turn.

1201
00:54:44,079 --> 00:54:48,320
You also see two spirit crocodiles, which is the first time you've seen

1202
00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:52,559
Thea do something like this appear down at the end of this tunnel.

1203
00:54:53,440 --> 00:54:58,720
I would just like to say Thea has been able to do this for a very long time and never has.

1204
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:00,880
They don't need to know that.

1205
00:55:01,680 --> 00:55:02,880
Yeah, that's, yeah, that's fine.

1206
00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:04,800
I'll assume you learned it in your book.

1207
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:05,360
That's right.

1208
00:55:05,360 --> 00:55:05,760
Books are important.

1209
00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:09,280
So I yell, sweet shit, Thea, dope spell.

1210
00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:11,760
Is there one now in front of me?

1211
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:12,720
Two are laying down.

1212
00:55:12,720 --> 00:55:16,640
All four are standing up, but there are four in front of you.

1213
00:55:16,639 --> 00:55:19,359
One is engaged in combat with Flint directly.

1214
00:55:20,159 --> 00:55:23,599
The other three are more aimed towards you and Torgar.

1215
00:55:24,159 --> 00:55:24,559
Okay.

1216
00:55:24,559 --> 00:55:27,359
Well, I'll just attack the one closest to me, I suppose.

1217
00:55:28,079 --> 00:55:29,119
It's a 23.

1218
00:55:29,119 --> 00:55:29,839
23 will hit.

1219
00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:33,599
That is 14 damage.

1220
00:55:33,599 --> 00:55:37,440
That one is now appears to be unconscious.

1221
00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:38,079
Perfect.

1222
00:55:38,079 --> 00:55:39,440
I will attack a different one.

1223
00:55:41,039 --> 00:55:42,319
That is a 28.

1224
00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:46,960
And 12 damage.

1225
00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:51,680
And that one is also unconscious.

1226
00:55:51,680 --> 00:55:53,440
Donnie's going to try and bite one.

1227
00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:53,760
Yep.

1228
00:55:55,120 --> 00:55:56,240
That's a 19.

1229
00:55:56,880 --> 00:55:57,440
Donnie.

1230
00:55:58,320 --> 00:55:59,200
19 will be good.

1231
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:04,240
So that is a four damage.

1232
00:56:04,240 --> 00:56:09,280
And then he needs to do a constitution saving throw.

1233
00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:11,200
Poison does not affect zombies.

1234
00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:15,680
So nothing happens there, but he does take the four damage.

1235
00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:16,080
Okay.

1236
00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:18,240
He is still standing.

1237
00:56:18,240 --> 00:56:23,840
So Flint, you have one zombie directly in front of you swinging its hammer at you.

1238
00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:24,960
It is your turn.

1239
00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:27,840
Anyone else imagining Russ though, every time he says still standing,

1240
00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:29,920
like these zombies are singing in their head like,

1241
00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:33,360
I'm still standing better than I ever did.

1242
00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:37,920
That's better than if they're watching that Jim Belushi sitcom.

1243
00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:39,440
So that's true.

1244
00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:40,080
That's true.

1245
00:56:40,159 --> 00:56:45,519
I think the song would be a great fight montage song.

1246
00:56:45,519 --> 00:56:46,239
I'm into it.

1247
00:56:47,039 --> 00:56:48,319
Oh, totally.

1248
00:56:48,319 --> 00:56:48,639
Yeah.

1249
00:56:48,639 --> 00:56:49,759
I was going to get those rights.

1250
00:56:49,759 --> 00:56:54,400
I was going to say we can't afford Elton John style rights, but I like the idea.

1251
00:56:55,039 --> 00:56:55,599
I'll call him up.

1252
00:56:55,599 --> 00:56:57,119
Play it on a recorder.

1253
00:56:57,119 --> 00:56:57,599
That's right.

1254
00:56:58,079 --> 00:56:58,639
Wait a minute.

1255
00:56:58,639 --> 00:57:00,079
That's just hot cross buns.

1256
00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:02,480
Every time.

1257
00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:03,440
Every time.

1258
00:57:04,079 --> 00:57:06,559
Are there still the guys hammering into the wall?

1259
00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:08,079
Yes, sir.

1260
00:57:08,079 --> 00:57:10,000
Am I close enough to run over there?

1261
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:10,480
You are.

1262
00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:14,480
There are two, two crocodiles between you and them though.

1263
00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:16,639
But they're not going to hurt you.

1264
00:57:16,639 --> 00:57:18,320
But they're friendly to me, right?

1265
00:57:18,320 --> 00:57:22,239
Whether you as Flint know that or not is uncertain.

1266
00:57:22,239 --> 00:57:25,599
Can I ask Thea if they're friendly or not?

1267
00:57:25,599 --> 00:57:25,920
Yeah.

1268
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:30,079
Hey Thea, are those crocs of yours going to hurt me if I go over there?

1269
00:57:30,079 --> 00:57:30,719
No, no, man.

1270
00:57:30,719 --> 00:57:32,320
They're like puppies, scaly puppies.

1271
00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:33,599
You go, you go.

1272
00:57:33,599 --> 00:57:34,559
All right.

1273
00:57:34,559 --> 00:57:34,800
All right.

1274
00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:40,560
I'm going to run over there and try and take one of them down, I guess.

1275
00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:43,680
You are running away from the zombie that's in front of you?

1276
00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:44,000
Yes.

1277
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:45,760
He will get an opportunity to attack me.

1278
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:46,640
That is fine.

1279
00:57:46,640 --> 00:57:48,880
So we're going to do that here first.

1280
00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:49,840
He's not going to do anything.

1281
00:57:49,840 --> 00:57:50,960
I don't know why it even matters.

1282
00:57:50,960 --> 00:57:51,760
It's 13.

1283
00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:52,400
Keep going.

1284
00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:52,720
Run.

1285
00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:56,400
So confident that you were going to botch the roll that it was totally fine.

1286
00:57:56,400 --> 00:57:58,160
Get rid of these fucking dice.

1287
00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:02,800
He actually changed his dice right now.

1288
00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:04,160
He's like, this one's broken.

1289
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:05,760
This one's broken.

1290
00:58:07,039 --> 00:58:08,000
That's so good.

1291
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:08,720
All right.

1292
00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:13,519
So yeah, I'm going to attack the one that did get bit by the croc because he was a little

1293
00:58:13,519 --> 00:58:16,720
more hurt and see if I can take him down.

1294
00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:17,039
Sure.

1295
00:58:17,039 --> 00:58:17,200
All right.

1296
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:18,000
That's an 18.

1297
00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:19,840
18 will do it.

1298
00:58:19,840 --> 00:58:22,080
And nine damage on that first attack.

1299
00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:27,840
It is grappled by this crocodile and you hit it and it is still alive.

1300
00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:28,560
Okay.

1301
00:58:28,560 --> 00:58:32,800
Well, I mean, I'm just trying to not try to kill him.

1302
00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:34,400
It is still able to take an action.

1303
00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:35,039
Okay, perfect.

1304
00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:37,519
That is a critical on a 19.

1305
00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:43,440
Because I get twice as many chances to hit criticals as everyone else.

1306
00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:44,240
All right.

1307
00:58:44,240 --> 00:58:49,039
So damage wise, this shouldn't be too bad because I'm still using like the blunt side

1308
00:58:49,039 --> 00:58:49,680
of my axe.

1309
00:58:50,480 --> 00:58:53,519
So that's six and another six.

1310
00:58:53,519 --> 00:58:54,639
So 12 damage.

1311
00:58:54,639 --> 00:58:57,280
It is unconscious now as well.

1312
00:58:57,280 --> 00:59:02,240
And we go to the first two zombies that had charged.

1313
00:59:02,240 --> 00:59:04,160
There's only one of those left up.

1314
00:59:04,159 --> 00:59:08,399
And he swings towards, it doesn't even really matter who he swings towards.

1315
00:59:08,399 --> 00:59:09,599
It's going to miss.

1316
00:59:09,599 --> 00:59:11,599
I'm going to swing towards Nulara.

1317
00:59:11,599 --> 00:59:13,599
Oh, that's a 21.

1318
00:59:13,599 --> 00:59:14,399
What?

1319
00:59:14,399 --> 00:59:14,639
Yep.

1320
00:59:14,639 --> 00:59:15,119
That'll hit.

1321
00:59:15,119 --> 00:59:16,079
Not critical.

1322
00:59:16,079 --> 00:59:16,879
Not critical.

1323
00:59:17,519 --> 00:59:18,239
And you take-

1324
00:59:18,239 --> 00:59:18,879
Quick, Amy.

1325
00:59:18,879 --> 00:59:20,000
Change the dice backwards.

1326
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:20,559
Not looking.

1327
00:59:21,279 --> 00:59:21,759
You take-

1328
00:59:21,759 --> 00:59:22,960
It's red versus black.

1329
00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:24,239
I think he'd notice.

1330
00:59:24,239 --> 00:59:24,719
Yeah.

1331
00:59:24,719 --> 00:59:29,119
You take six bludgeoning damage off of that zombie soldier.

1332
00:59:29,119 --> 00:59:30,799
And then it is Thea.

1333
00:59:30,799 --> 00:59:31,359
Your turn.

1334
00:59:32,319 --> 00:59:32,819
Okay.

1335
00:59:33,780 --> 00:59:38,420
Well, guys, this allows me to have two actions.

1336
00:59:38,420 --> 00:59:39,460
I've always wanted two actions.

1337
00:59:39,460 --> 00:59:40,820
This is all you've ever wanted.

1338
00:59:40,820 --> 00:59:41,380
I love it.

1339
00:59:41,380 --> 00:59:42,900
It's all I've ever wanted.

1340
00:59:42,900 --> 00:59:44,980
And one time you're crocodile.

1341
00:59:44,980 --> 00:59:49,220
So it's just more exciting than just a roll roll.

1342
00:59:49,220 --> 00:59:50,019
Yeah.

1343
00:59:50,019 --> 00:59:50,420
Okay.

1344
00:59:50,420 --> 00:59:54,900
So I guess there is, there is.

1345
00:59:56,500 --> 00:59:58,580
So what you see, water's rising.

1346
00:59:58,579 --> 01:00:02,579
There are two zombies who are unconscious in the center,

1347
01:00:02,579 --> 01:00:04,900
engaged in combat with Nulara and Torgar.

1348
01:00:04,900 --> 01:00:07,139
There are two still standing there.

1349
01:00:07,779 --> 01:00:10,500
One is in the mouth of one of your crocodiles.

1350
01:00:10,500 --> 01:00:11,539
It is unconscious.

1351
01:00:12,179 --> 01:00:15,380
The other is still hammering on the wall with the crocodile

1352
01:00:15,380 --> 01:00:16,900
and now Flint over there.

1353
01:00:16,900 --> 01:00:19,059
I am going to get out my oath bow.

1354
01:00:19,860 --> 01:00:23,779
I'm going to say swift death to those who have wronged me.

1355
01:00:23,779 --> 01:00:24,900
You have to pick one of them.

1356
01:00:25,619 --> 01:00:27,940
I'm picking the one that is hammering on the wall

1357
01:00:27,940 --> 01:00:29,860
because I feel like this guy can just kill us all.

1358
01:00:29,860 --> 01:00:30,340
Yeah.

1359
01:00:30,340 --> 01:00:32,500
So I'm going to shoot my oath bow.

1360
01:00:34,900 --> 01:00:36,420
This is why I don't use weapons.

1361
01:00:37,380 --> 01:00:41,139
Four plus two, six.

1362
01:00:41,139 --> 01:00:43,380
So your oath bow shot just goes wide.

1363
01:00:43,380 --> 01:00:43,860
Whatever.

1364
01:00:43,860 --> 01:00:44,820
I've got two crocodiles.

1365
01:00:46,420 --> 01:00:50,900
I command the one crocodile to let go of the guy that he's biting

1366
01:00:50,900 --> 01:00:53,619
and for both of them to focus their attention on

1367
01:00:54,340 --> 01:00:56,340
the one that is pounding on the wall.

1368
01:00:56,340 --> 01:00:56,840
Sure.

1369
01:00:57,640 --> 01:01:01,880
So damn, damn, damn it.

1370
01:01:01,880 --> 01:01:03,640
That's a seven for one of them.

1371
01:01:03,640 --> 01:01:04,440
Matt misses.

1372
01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:06,519
Oh, a nat 20 for the other one.

1373
01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:10,440
The other one is the one that has not previously bit somebody.

1374
01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:12,039
So he gets a turn now.

1375
01:01:12,039 --> 01:01:16,600
So he is going to bite the derriere of this one

1376
01:01:16,600 --> 01:01:17,960
because his back is to him.

1377
01:01:18,519 --> 01:01:20,760
And he's going to do the death roll

1378
01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:23,400
because he's a crocodile and crocodiles do that.

1379
01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:24,440
Can I get him to do that?

1380
01:01:25,240 --> 01:01:26,120
Yeah.

1381
01:01:27,079 --> 01:01:28,359
It's not going to give him any more damage,

1382
01:01:28,359 --> 01:01:29,960
but can it rip him off his feet?

1383
01:01:29,960 --> 01:01:32,519
You'd get damage from the bite because he's biting him.

1384
01:01:32,519 --> 01:01:32,759
Yeah.

1385
01:01:33,400 --> 01:01:36,359
But I mean, can he also rip him down into the water and spin?

1386
01:01:36,359 --> 01:01:38,039
He'd be restrained and then prone.

1387
01:01:38,039 --> 01:01:40,440
Well, I mean, he'd be restrained, but yeah.

1388
01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:40,839
Cool.

1389
01:01:40,839 --> 01:01:41,079
Sure.

1390
01:01:41,960 --> 01:01:43,159
One D10 plus two.

1391
01:01:43,159 --> 01:01:43,719
Times two.

1392
01:01:44,679 --> 01:01:45,159
What?

1393
01:01:45,159 --> 01:01:46,199
Because you got a critical.

1394
01:01:47,639 --> 01:01:50,199
That's nine, 10, 11 times two?

1395
01:01:50,199 --> 01:01:50,839
Or do I roll twice?

1396
01:01:50,839 --> 01:01:51,480
You roll again.

1397
01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:52,039
Oh, yeah.

1398
01:01:52,039 --> 01:01:54,359
You don't get your plus again, but yeah, you get another dice.

1399
01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:55,400
Cool.

1400
01:01:55,960 --> 01:01:56,760
That's 17.

1401
01:01:56,760 --> 01:01:57,260
17.

1402
01:01:59,640 --> 01:02:02,840
He's like barrel rolling this guy.

1403
01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:04,440
So he is...

1404
01:02:05,240 --> 01:02:07,559
Flint, in front of you, you see one of these crocodiles

1405
01:02:07,559 --> 01:02:10,200
just snatch this zombie soldier

1406
01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:12,440
and then just begin rolling with him.

1407
01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:16,280
And it looks like quite a violent roll.

1408
01:02:17,240 --> 01:02:19,640
Nobody looks happy about it, except the crocodile.

1409
01:02:19,640 --> 01:02:20,680
Crocodile looks pretty stoked.

1410
01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:22,760
Whee!

1411
01:02:22,760 --> 01:02:26,600
Ostrich shoots his crossbow into one of the ones

1412
01:02:26,600 --> 01:02:29,960
that is in front of Nulara and Torgar.

1413
01:02:29,960 --> 01:02:36,440
And he gets a 19, which is going to be eight piercing damage.

1414
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:39,240
And that one is unconscious.

1415
01:02:39,240 --> 01:02:45,480
So there is now only one in front of Nulara and Torgar.

1416
01:02:45,480 --> 01:02:48,280
And now it is that one's turn.

1417
01:02:48,280 --> 01:02:54,120
And he is going to swing at Torgar for 21, not critical.

1418
01:02:54,680 --> 01:02:57,560
And Torgar is going to take one damage.

1419
01:02:59,160 --> 01:03:00,600
Single damage.

1420
01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:02,760
A toe-stubbing worth of damage, if you will.

1421
01:03:02,760 --> 01:03:03,720
Is that what Flint has, too?

1422
01:03:03,720 --> 01:03:04,440
And Torgar's damage.

1423
01:03:05,640 --> 01:03:06,760
His toe's achy.

1424
01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:08,120
He's got an achy toe.

1425
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:11,640
Zombie, who is now in a death roll.

1426
01:03:11,640 --> 01:03:13,320
I'm just going to roll and see if we can...

1427
01:03:14,120 --> 01:03:14,920
Strength check?

1428
01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:17,160
Yeah, roll a strength check for your crocodile.

1429
01:03:17,799 --> 01:03:18,440
Nat 20.

1430
01:03:19,480 --> 01:03:20,039
Even my...

1431
01:03:20,599 --> 01:03:21,239
Damn!

1432
01:03:21,239 --> 01:03:21,559
Yeah.

1433
01:03:21,559 --> 01:03:23,000
You got the good dice tonight.

1434
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:23,960
Yeah, you got 22.

1435
01:03:23,960 --> 01:03:24,440
22.

1436
01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:25,399
So I got a 20.

1437
01:03:25,960 --> 01:03:27,159
You have a Nat 20.

1438
01:03:27,159 --> 01:03:28,119
This is my third one.

1439
01:03:28,119 --> 01:03:28,839
It's amazing.

1440
01:03:28,839 --> 01:03:31,079
He is flailing against this crocodile.

1441
01:03:31,079 --> 01:03:33,239
This crocodile is hammering him.

1442
01:03:33,799 --> 01:03:39,319
Kind of the role of this, though, is giving some more shake to the wall.

1443
01:03:39,319 --> 01:03:42,119
And you see some more crumbling coming out of the wall.

1444
01:03:42,119 --> 01:03:43,239
Yeah, I'll stop.

1445
01:03:43,239 --> 01:03:44,679
It's not the crocodile's turn.

1446
01:03:44,679 --> 01:03:45,719
It doesn't matter.

1447
01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:46,760
I can give verbal commands.

1448
01:03:46,760 --> 01:03:48,280
It's not your turn either.

1449
01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:48,760
What?

1450
01:03:48,760 --> 01:03:49,960
It's not your turn.

1451
01:03:49,960 --> 01:03:51,160
It has to be my turn.

1452
01:03:51,160 --> 01:03:54,200
It says no action required by you.

1453
01:03:54,200 --> 01:03:56,520
From the start to the end is six seconds.

1454
01:03:56,520 --> 01:03:57,800
Oh, all right.

1455
01:03:57,800 --> 01:03:58,200
Yeah.

1456
01:03:58,200 --> 01:03:59,160
Go so fast.

1457
01:03:59,160 --> 01:03:59,560
I know.

1458
01:04:00,280 --> 01:04:01,720
And now it's Torgar's turn.

1459
01:04:01,720 --> 01:04:06,840
There's one zombie left between him and Nulara there.

1460
01:04:06,840 --> 01:04:08,920
And that is a 20, not critical.

1461
01:04:09,560 --> 01:04:10,760
11 damage.

1462
01:04:10,760 --> 01:04:15,240
So that zombie takes a big hit, but is still up.

1463
01:04:15,320 --> 01:04:16,680
And Nulara, your turn.

1464
01:04:16,680 --> 01:04:17,400
I have a question.

1465
01:04:17,400 --> 01:04:23,560
If one of the people in the campaign, our friends, were to ask me to ask the crocodile

1466
01:04:23,560 --> 01:04:25,720
to stop, would I be able to let them stop?

1467
01:04:27,320 --> 01:04:28,600
No, because it's still not your turn.

1468
01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:29,000
No, I know.

1469
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:32,360
But like when Flint asked me, hey, are these crocodiles cool?

1470
01:04:32,360 --> 01:04:34,040
And I said, yeah, they're like puppies.

1471
01:04:34,840 --> 01:04:37,720
Would it not be, would that not set a precedent that I can speak?

1472
01:04:37,720 --> 01:04:38,920
You still have to give.

1473
01:04:38,920 --> 01:04:42,920
Well, yeah, you're engaged in quick conversation with.

1474
01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:44,040
I'm just trying to find the loop.

1475
01:04:44,039 --> 01:04:48,119
No, no, you can't, you can't stop your goddamn things.

1476
01:04:48,119 --> 01:04:48,599
Fine.

1477
01:04:48,599 --> 01:04:49,320
Lara, it's your turn.

1478
01:04:49,320 --> 01:04:49,880
Keep looking.

1479
01:04:49,880 --> 01:04:51,320
I think you're on the trail.

1480
01:04:51,320 --> 01:04:52,679
Follow the money, Amy.

1481
01:04:52,679 --> 01:04:54,920
So I'm going to attack that last one.

1482
01:04:55,480 --> 01:04:57,000
That is a 17.

1483
01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:57,960
17 will hit, yeah.

1484
01:04:58,679 --> 01:04:59,159
Nine.

1485
01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:04,119
Nine is enough to incapacitate that zombie.

1486
01:05:04,119 --> 01:05:04,679
Nice.

1487
01:05:04,679 --> 01:05:11,159
So there's just the one in the death roll with the crocodile still active, we'll say.

1488
01:05:11,159 --> 01:05:11,639
Okay.

1489
01:05:11,639 --> 01:05:12,599
You don't know how you're going to.

1490
01:05:12,599 --> 01:05:13,800
Yeah, like I'm probably not going to.

1491
01:05:14,600 --> 01:05:19,400
Even though it won't hurt me, it might accidentally still seems like a bad idea.

1492
01:05:20,760 --> 01:05:24,840
Also, we got to get out of here because that wall cracked, right?

1493
01:05:24,840 --> 01:05:26,440
Do you want to start just start running?

1494
01:05:27,240 --> 01:05:27,640
I don't know.

1495
01:05:27,640 --> 01:05:28,360
What do you guys think?

1496
01:05:28,360 --> 01:05:31,720
Like, I guess we haven't heard any updates on how that cracked wall went.

1497
01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:36,200
It will be very ironic if this battle took three times longer than normal because

1498
01:05:36,200 --> 01:05:39,720
we were using not our best weapons to try not to kill these things.

1499
01:05:39,720 --> 01:05:41,400
And now it just floods and they all die.

1500
01:05:42,200 --> 01:05:42,840
Truth.

1501
01:05:42,840 --> 01:05:44,760
Yeah, that would be really stupid.

1502
01:05:44,760 --> 01:05:45,800
I say we run.

1503
01:05:45,800 --> 01:05:46,280
Yeah.

1504
01:05:46,280 --> 01:05:51,960
Because what's one non-incapacitated soldier out of like hundreds that we still are yet to fight?

1505
01:05:51,960 --> 01:05:52,519
Yeah.

1506
01:05:52,519 --> 01:05:53,800
Yeah, let's, let's.

1507
01:05:53,800 --> 01:05:55,559
How high is the water at this point?

1508
01:05:55,559 --> 01:05:57,880
About knee height.

1509
01:05:57,880 --> 01:05:58,599
Knee height.

1510
01:05:58,599 --> 01:05:58,840
Okay.

1511
01:06:00,039 --> 01:06:03,880
So you're, you would be slowed unless you have some sort of.

1512
01:06:03,880 --> 01:06:04,840
Crocodile to ride on?

1513
01:06:04,840 --> 01:06:05,240
I don't know.

1514
01:06:05,240 --> 01:06:06,360
Crocodile to ride on.

1515
01:06:07,559 --> 01:06:11,079
But yes, you would be slowed in terms of making distance.

1516
01:06:11,400 --> 01:06:13,000
I mean, I can walk on water.

1517
01:06:14,039 --> 01:06:14,680
Yes, you can.

1518
01:06:14,680 --> 01:06:15,800
I forgot that too.

1519
01:06:15,800 --> 01:06:16,360
Yeah.

1520
01:06:16,360 --> 01:06:17,960
Girl, walk on water.

1521
01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:20,280
We can water walk for one hour.

1522
01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:22,519
I think up to 10 willing creatures.

1523
01:06:23,639 --> 01:06:24,519
There you go.

1524
01:06:24,519 --> 01:06:25,000
Oh damn.

1525
01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:28,200
So we just walk as though on solid ground.

1526
01:06:28,200 --> 01:06:30,039
Let's walk our asses out of here.

1527
01:06:30,039 --> 01:06:32,119
In a now three foot tall.

1528
01:06:32,119 --> 01:06:33,160
Oh Jesus.

1529
01:06:33,160 --> 01:06:38,920
Oh, so we're bent like literally half seas at the waist.

1530
01:06:38,920 --> 01:06:39,240
Yeah.

1531
01:06:39,240 --> 01:06:40,039
Well, Flint's not.

1532
01:06:41,639 --> 01:06:43,320
Yeah, I'm just ducking slightly.

1533
01:06:43,320 --> 01:06:45,079
Neither is Torgar and Ostrich, right?

1534
01:06:45,079 --> 01:06:46,599
Flint, Torgar and Ostrich aren't.

1535
01:06:46,599 --> 01:06:47,160
That's true.

1536
01:06:47,160 --> 01:06:49,800
They're like hunched a bit.

1537
01:06:49,800 --> 01:06:50,360
I will.

1538
01:06:50,360 --> 01:06:52,920
I'll just lay down on top of one of my crocodiles and have them.

1539
01:06:56,119 --> 01:06:57,079
You can too.

1540
01:06:57,079 --> 01:06:59,000
We do have two crocodiles if you want to.

1541
01:06:59,000 --> 01:06:59,480
I love it.

1542
01:06:59,480 --> 01:07:00,760
That sounds amazing.

1543
01:07:00,760 --> 01:07:04,680
So you are casting water walk then as your second action?

1544
01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:05,720
Sure.

1545
01:07:05,720 --> 01:07:06,680
Walking on water.

1546
01:07:06,680 --> 01:07:08,280
Yeah, water walk, I believe.

1547
01:07:08,280 --> 01:07:11,000
You cast this and you guys just kind of go whoop.

1548
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:11,639
Right to the top.

1549
01:07:12,440 --> 01:07:13,559
Nice sound effect.

1550
01:07:13,559 --> 01:07:14,039
I like that.

1551
01:07:14,679 --> 01:07:15,559
Yeah, that was good.

1552
01:07:15,559 --> 01:07:19,079
And then Flint, it's your turn.

1553
01:07:19,079 --> 01:07:20,599
I thought we were booking it out.

1554
01:07:20,599 --> 01:07:21,400
You're booking it.

1555
01:07:21,400 --> 01:07:28,840
Okay, so Flint, as everybody begins booking it, you hear in your brain space,

1556
01:07:29,480 --> 01:07:33,320
you hear Bort say, hey, I figured it out.

1557
01:07:33,320 --> 01:07:39,239
And then you feel a rumble, a burning charge.

1558
01:07:39,880 --> 01:07:41,160
We're making an attack roll.

1559
01:07:44,920 --> 01:07:45,400
16.

1560
01:07:46,120 --> 01:07:47,400
Do I have any modifiers?

1561
01:07:47,400 --> 01:07:47,800
Question.

1562
01:07:48,200 --> 01:07:49,960
No, we'll just do that for now.

1563
01:07:50,520 --> 01:07:53,240
You feel and now see.

1564
01:07:53,880 --> 01:07:59,080
So everybody's kind of behind you because you were closest to the exit stairs to get up.

1565
01:07:59,080 --> 01:08:05,640
Everybody else sees out of Flint's mouth come an electric lightning charge.

1566
01:08:06,599 --> 01:08:12,839
As he breathes lightning down this tunnel, Flint, roll 2d6.

1567
01:08:12,839 --> 01:08:13,559
Okay.

1568
01:08:13,559 --> 01:08:16,119
And also I turn around at everyone and wink at them.

1569
01:08:19,079 --> 01:08:21,000
Five and five is ten.

1570
01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:28,199
You're erupting lightning from your mouth and you turn and it strikes the wall and you turn

1571
01:08:29,159 --> 01:08:37,000
and the wall visibly cracks and water begins streaming in as you guys

1572
01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:41,399
run past this flood of water now coming into this tunnel.

1573
01:08:41,399 --> 01:08:42,840
The tunnel is flooding.

1574
01:08:42,840 --> 01:08:47,079
Water is coming up quickly and you guys are running out of this tunnel,

1575
01:08:47,079 --> 01:08:52,439
which is now kind of filling up the stairwell behind you and continuing to rise

1576
01:08:52,439 --> 01:08:57,479
as you look down and see if it's stopping or if it's not, it is not stopping.

1577
01:08:57,560 --> 01:09:25,560
It is continuing to rise music in today's episode was by Kavin McLeod

1578
01:09:25,560 --> 01:09:30,520
of Incompetech.Filmmusic.io just clicked a weird off thing.

1579
01:09:30,520 --> 01:09:31,000
Maybe.

1580
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:31,720
Okay. Sorry.

1581
01:09:31,720 --> 01:09:33,400
That had nothing to do with anything.

1582
01:09:33,400 --> 01:09:33,900
Okay.

1583
01:09:34,360 --> 01:09:36,360
Or did it have something to do with everything?

1584
01:09:36,360 --> 01:09:39,240
I was going to say if you went to zero AC,

1585
01:09:39,240 --> 01:09:42,280
I think we would have left you outside the funnel tunnels.

1586
01:09:44,440 --> 01:09:47,640
Dumbgeons and Dragons is a dumb dragons production.